Profile Seven: The softer side of Spencer...
2002-07-23, 9:02 p.m.
full name: Spencer Warren Cousins
aka: uhm, some call him Tiki, Sponsor, or Jesus...
fave food: pineapples
fave candy: milky bars
fave place: in the water
3 words describing you: hungry hungry hippos
what animal would you be?: wolf
If you were stuck on an island who'd you want with you?:Mr. T
marital status: married and loving it
is that a good answer?
sure
good cuz it's true
If you knew you were going to die in 30 days what would you do?:
what would you do for a klondike bar?
fave song: "i do believe were naked"
fave band: "funky C funky doo"
fave shoes: hell, i'd kill for a pair that fits me
future career: gene pool managment
like to dance?: in my underpants
fave fictional character: Mr. T....he can't be real!
fave sleeping position: ...woman on top...right? right!
big cheese fan?: i like cheese more than the average zombie, i think they're allergic or something i don't know. i have a long and funny story about ol' cheese factory. it's not so much funny as it is long. well anyway, me and clark (kent, the one that "isn't" superman) were walking along to the cheese factory when i spoted crimes a plenty. i quickly changed into the superman costume clark had and went to give those crooks a scare and a half. when i got there they saw right thru my getup but they decided to play along and mabie get some free drinks outa me. first off the pretended they were really scared, then as they calmed down they started betting that they could drink more than me, the famed superman. well i wasn't about to let ol' clark down now....i mean the real superman who isn't clark. we decided that shots of straight vodka were good and the first guy came up, man that guy could drink, i think he had around 17 shots but i beat him! then the next guy came up and had about the same as the first guy. then it was just a montage of them and me drinkin and drinkin. oh man it was at the 11th guy i beat that the bartender said i better stop because i'd had about 200 shots of 100 proof vodka, i said something to the effect of "grandma hosey grablard tangerine" exept i was drunk so it came out all garbled.
The End
you know I'm sorry, right?:yes
am I still a jerk?:no
hug?:okay
fave snow cone: red, i cant remember the flavor it was like tiger's blood or something like that
what are you doing right now?: thinking what i'd do if zombies with vampire heads from monster island ever came to my house for a rousing game of "real checkers for the adventurous man". you just cant get a flying king against those guys
Blur or Oasis?: oasis i guess, i know they have one good song
my eyes hurt and I'm still sorry: sorry for making you stay up so early and calling you a jerk i really just shouldn't have cared
okay?:yes